Aaah, engrish. It's hilarious how Japanese directly translate all their into English... without a single care in the world.
Thusly, engrish was born.
This fad caught on quite early and is still burning brightly among us. Burn so brightly, in fact, that there exist several English2Engrish translators out there.
Google just happens to be an honest example. Google tries hard to come up good English translations for Japanese sentences and vice versa.
Alas, Google is being repeatitely mocked for bringing us these poor translations.
May the heavens be praised, Translation Party has arisen ( well, it arose some time ago but never mind that ).
http://www.translationparty.com/#4587416Here's a wonderful example:
Let's get it started in here. Let's go!
?????????????? into Japanese
Is, let's start here. back into English
?????????????? back into Japanese
Sex, let's start from here. back into English
?????????????????? back into Japanese
Sex, for the start here. back into English
??????????????? back into Japanese
Sex, start here. back into English
??????????????? back into Japanese
Sex starts here. back into English
?????????????? back into Japanese
Sex begins here. back into English
??????????????? back into Japanese
Sex begins here. back into English
Equilibrium found!
Here's another example (god I love this thing. Hopefully not many people know about this program otherwise I look like a complete idiot)
I'm looking at your x-ray and I'm afraid you suck!
??????????X?????????????
You are looking at my X-ray, but I'm sucking you!
??????X?????????????????
Are you looking at my X-rays, I'll suck you!
??????X???????????????????
What my X-ray to see you, I'll suck you!
?????X????????????????
X-rays to see what I'll suck you!
X???????????????????
X-rays, please I'll smoke anything. !
X????????????????? ?
X-ray, I will smoke anything, please. !
X???????????????????? ?
X-ray, I will smoke something please. !
X?????????????????? ?
X-ray, what I please. The smoke. !
X??????????????? ?
X-ray, and what I please. Smoke. !
X??????????????? ?
X-ray, and what I please. Smoke. !
Equilibrium found!
BTW I typed in "Promise not to bleed on my suit, and I'll kill you quickly." and it never reached equilibrium.
I did get results like "In this case, the bleeding is now guaranteed to kill me." and "In this case, I promise not to bleed, kill me now."
Anyways, whatever you type in there it'll be instant gold. Pure gold. Pure gold friggin' nuggets the size of potatoes.
